You will all be pleased to know that I just SUCCESSFULLY re-shot the wet T-shirt video that got deleted a few weeks ago! There’s literally no point in me wearing that tshirt so I’m very nervous to release it! 😳
2023-09-16 18:53:16 +0000 UTC View Post
New yoga video coming out this weekend! In my nearly sheer, definitely-borat-inspired-neon leotard 😝🧘♀️
2023-09-15 08:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I cannot WAIT for Halloween month this year! I’m gonna be posting themed photosets all month and there will be more pics on the main feed than usual because I just can’t help myself in October! Which of my previous themed photosets was your favourite??
2023-09-14 09:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostI made this, quite frankly spectacular, TikTok post earlier and for some reason it has ZERO views? Is my TikTok glitching or am I being frowned upon by the tik tok gods for my nips being too evident? Zero views? I am a narcissistic queen and I live for the views, what is happening? 😂 is it because I have a cigarette in my mouth in the pic?? *UPDATE!* it was indeed because of the cigarette that this wasn’t getting posted! I reuploaded after editing out the cigarette and it uploaded fine… very strange…
2023-09-12 15:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostHands up if you like this top… 😝
2023-09-12 11:22:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok but here’s the real question… Megpenheimer or Barbeg? (Better pun names also gratefully accepted) 🤣
2023-09-11 17:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning from the tootsies 😜
2023-09-11 10:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
What did you think of the Barbie photoset? Did the baby oil work how I wanted it to to make me look like I was made of plastic? I am nothing if not committed to a theme.
2023-09-10 17:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s a certain fantastic plastic problematic beauty queen in your DMs now 😝💗
2023-09-09 10:40:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, can someone PLEASE let me know a good brand of real gold belly rings that look not shit and will not leave GREEN MARKS all over my button! Had to crop my face out of the last pic because it was just too horrific, however, if you have a specific thing for scrunched up goblin faces please let me know and I’ll send you the original version 😘
2023-09-08 19:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post
You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere… 😏💖 I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE THIS SET!!! ☺️☺️💕
2023-09-08 07:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Good evening from me and my nips. EVEN THOUGH ITS 30C at 10pm THE NIPS BE STAYING ERRECT 🫣
2023-09-07 21:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Me, pre London heatwave, which if I were to put on now I would pass out in a puddle of my own thigh sweat 🤣🤦♀️💦 IT IS TOO HOT IN LONDON TO WEAR CLOTHES FOLKS
2023-09-07 17:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Will you play with me this weekend? 😏💗
2023-09-07 11:40:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone wanna play with Barbie this weekend??
2023-09-06 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess who filmed a ten minute wet tshirt video and then had the phone glitch on her and delete it all? THIS BITCH 😑😑😑
2023-09-05 11:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
These boots were made for STOMPING. 😏🎀
2023-09-03 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently life in plastic is the way to go? Thoughts?
2023-09-02 12:34:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Excited for this weeks PPV content! ☺️💗💋
2023-08-31 13:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you new to my page? I’ve had quiet a few new subscribers recently and lots of requests for archived content! How long have you need subbed to my Only fans page??
2023-08-30 12:39:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Cuuuute photoset coming soon 😛💗
2023-08-30 07:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe full video of me being interviewed the other night! Who caught it live??
2023-08-29 16:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Who caught my appearance on LBC radio on Sunday night? Got to talk about my only fans and how much I love creating content for it! Took these pics for you right after the interview finished! Subscribers with their auto-renew turned on are getting an extra few FREE pics in their DMs which I can’t post on the wall 😜😘 xx
2023-08-29 09:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
This is me soaking in the tub after our date night the other night - I was absolutely FILTHY by the end of it 😏 did you unlock the Date night photoset??
2023-08-28 06:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I can’t wait for our date night tonight… make sure you’re checking your DMs later today to see how it goes! 😛
2023-08-25 09:15:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Day 4587 in pursuit of getting to the bottom of the curious case of my permanently-erect nipples: my recent discovery that even when DRENCHED IN SWEAT FROM A VERY HOT WORKOUT, my nipples retain their ability to cut glass brings me ever further from getting an answer… never forget the plight of the firm nippled. It’s a daily struggle.
2023-08-24 06:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post
POV: we’ve just been on our first date, I’ve invited you back to mine for ‘coffee’ (when you know well and good that coffee after 2pm is absolute MADNESS). I sit down in front of you and give you this look… what are we getting up to next d’you think?
2023-08-23 09:54:10 +0000 UTC View Post
