THUUUUUPER THEXTHY workout vid coming to your dms this weekend! I need more of these microkinis - really show off my newly re-merging abs and glutes đ
2024-01-31 21:05:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Iâve taken to wearing this ski suit I bought in a charity shop thinking Iâd never actually get cold enough to wear it. I LOVE IT đ (more pics in your DMs đ)
2024-01-28 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostOOH BIG STRETCH đ€Ł (longer, less flattering video coming to your DMs shortly đ) xx
2024-01-26 09:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostPreview of thatâs coming to your DMs this weekend! Hint: my hotel room had an AMAZING view đ€Ż
2024-01-25 23:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostDidnât I tell you never to leave me alone in a hotel room?!? đ
2024-01-25 15:25:02 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my 2024 goals is to get shredded again and become a total muscle mommy - who supports this??
2024-01-24 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostAlexa play: âFeeling Myselfâ by BeyoncĂ© đ
2024-01-23 22:56:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I see you all THOROUGHLY enjoyed your time with Anne Boleyn in her bedroom quarters over the weekendđ it might interest you to know then that there is also ***video footage*** of Anne trying to entice the infamous Henry the Eighth Inch once he found her alone in her bedroom⊠but you wouldnât have any interest in that would youâŠ? đ
2024-01-23 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Who doesnât love a good plane selfie? Reminiscing on this time last year when my 6 pack was much more visible but I lost some boobage- what do you prefer? (A few extra in your DMs!đ) xx
2024-01-22 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I highly HIGHLY suggest that you check your DMs⊠Anne Boleyn has been **UP TO NO GOOD** Hide the lard.
2024-01-20 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, itâs now the DAY OF your fancy dinner party that Anne Boleyn is supposed to be organising and that tart has still not come to your bedroom to ask if you approve of the table settings! Jesus, this woman just doesnât obey like she used to⊠the servants tell you she has been reading a lot of âfeministâ books recently and the odd one about witchcraft but you donât take any of that poppycock seriously. Itâs probably just a phase. Youâre sure that sheâll be dressed and ready to host the dinner party later, so you carry on your day like a king should - by having a massage and a steam and flicking through your book of âHenry the Eighth inchâs potential conquestsâ to see if the kingsmen have found any new women within a 100km radius that you may wish to âengage withâ in the future⊠thatâll teach Anne a lesson for being so aloof lately!
2024-01-20 10:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Youâre really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrowâs elegant dinner soirĂ©e; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but youâve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her youâll be under her spell and you wonât be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isnât planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of âHenry the Eighth inchâs list of potential conquestsâ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that sheâs to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe youâll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (itâs also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and youâve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)⊠we shall seeâŠ
2024-01-20 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Youâre really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrowâs elegant dinner soirĂ©e; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but youâve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her youâll be under her spell and you wonât be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isnât planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of âHenry the Eighth inchâs list of potential conquestsâ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that sheâs to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe youâll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (itâs also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and youâve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)⊠we shall seeâŠ
2024-01-19 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs anyone elseâs OF glitching? Mine isnât letting me upload content - itâs been for almost 12hrs now and is annoying me!
2024-01-19 13:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn is supposed to be holding a lavish dinner tomorrow night and all of Englandâs nobility will be in attendance. Youâve been very busy, what with your codpiece needing to be remoulded and the oil painting youâve been posing for for the past few weeks, and youâve seen very little of Anne Boleyn. You do hope that sheâs not up to her old tricks again and trying to use witchcraft to summon your cranky old peen to her bedroom quartersâŠ. đ§đź
2024-01-19 06:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn is STILL waiting patiently in her bedroom quarters for his royal highness sir Henry the Eighth inch⊠đđđŠ
2024-01-18 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn waits patiently in her bedroom quarters for his royal highness sir Henry the Eighth inch⊠đđđŠ
2024-01-18 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready for Anne Boleyn to ravage your DMs this weekend?? đ§đź Word has is she can charm any man her heart desires with the blink of an eye⊠Iâll have to see some evidence before I believe thisâŠ
2024-01-17 14:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Theyâd definitely do me for being a witch huh? đđź
2024-01-15 19:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post
So Iâm supposed to NOT take lewds in hotel room lighting like this? đ Whoâs watched the video I sent to your DMs of my âass getting poundedâ this morning?? Did you guess correctly what the video was of earlier in the week? đđ xx
2024-01-12 17:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Who remembers this photoset? There are some photoshoots that go down WAY better than I expect them to and this was one of them! Gonna resend this set to your DMs shortly in case you havenât seen it yet! đđ°ââïžđđ
2024-01-09 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhatâs going on here? (Wrong answers onlyđ)
2024-01-08 15:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my 2024 New Yearâs resolutions is to do more cardio-based workouts (*groan*), so you can expect me to look like this a lot more often!
2024-01-08 12:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I teased the Instagram lot but youâre gonna get the full photoset later today! Want me to take the powersuit off??
2024-01-05 13:39:41 +0000 UTC View Post
My face when you tell me that Iâd look MUCH more powerful withOUT the power suit⊠đŻđ anyone want a photoset of me in (and out of) this powerbitch ensemble? đ
2024-01-04 22:45:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh this power-outfit is much more uncomfortable than I thought⊠I think Iâm gonna have to take it off if Iâm gonna boss 2024âŠthoughts? đđ xx
2024-01-03 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Walking into 2024 with my power suit on - whoâs gonna BOSS 2024 with me? đđȘ Side note: I always feel more powerful with my clothes off, what about you? đ
2024-01-02 11:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Only one more day until Me and Mrs Claus continue their NYE tradition of watching âThe NutCrackerâ⊠only this year, Santa has something very special plannedâŠđđđđŠ
2023-12-29 10:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostMeg trying to squeeze herself into PVC Mrs. Claus dress part deux đ€Ł
2023-12-28 10:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
