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2020-08-03 02:40:54 +0000 UTC View Post

i hope you find my boobs as legendary as my pokemon 💙 put yo..

i hope you find my boobs as legendary as my pokemon 💙 put your legendary beast between my Raikoobs and Entei my Sui-cunt from behind, Trainer 😩 😩🌋💦💦

2020-08-02 23:59:27 +0000 UTC View Post

random content time 💕😳 chaotic evil 😈 tip me $20.20 and i’..

random content time 💕😳 chaotic evil 😈

tip me $20.20 and i’ll make a brand new sexy custom video for you, featuring me enjoying myself with one (or perhaps a combination? or even a sampler of all of them?? possibly even a *New* one??) of these items - i won’t tell you which, tho - it’ll be an exxxtra slutty surprise 🎁😵 do you like surprises? it is happening again...

2020-08-02 16:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post

goes to the beach once 🥵☀️ the aftermath / the aftermASS o..

*goes to the beach once* 🥵☀️
the aftermath / the aftermASS of the sun on my pallid flesh suit. swipe for a video if you wanna hear me say some russian phrases and check out my big wild hairy pussy

2020-08-02 02:23:50 +0000 UTC View Post

kafka on the shore? no bitch, baudrillard at the beach

2020-08-01 18:26:17 +0000 UTC View Post

lol hi if anyone is here from my reddit post, it kind of got..

lol hi if anyone is here from my reddit post, it kind of got too insane and i truly didn’t mean for it to be an ad/think it would so much attention... usually my reddit posts are lame as hell haha but looks like you’re stuck with me, so i’ll deliver on the russian content 🇷🇺 🐻... soon.. доброе утро ⚽️🍊 😴😘

PS. like this post and i’ll send you more nsfw pics from this чебурашка shoot 🐻 🍊 🐊 and if you are newly subscribed to my VodkaFans then welcome very much as we say in the motherland 😩✨🧪 ☢️🌪☣️

2020-08-01 15:24:37 +0000 UTC View Post

🐆 🚨 WARNING: CASUAL SWEATPANTS CONTENT 🚨 😤 hello i am cospla..

🐆 🚨 WARNING: CASUAL SWEATPANTS CONTENT 🚨 😤 hello i am cosplaying as a thot in my sweatpants 🐆 it’s the end of the month, just chillin. here’s a photo set with lots of pics. i hope you enjoy it, that’s all xx 🖤

2020-08-01 01:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Stream started at 07/31/2020 07:04 pm hiiii <3 just wanna c..

Stream started at 07/31/2020 07:04 pm

hiiii <3
just wanna chill with you live and chat

if you wanna tip for anything i'll keep it simple
$1 boob
$3 ass
$5 butt plug
$10 panties in mouth
$20 full nude

thank you for all the love in july <333 i got some new toys and stuff so let’s have a super horny august :P i want to have a slutty nasty hornty rest of summer before making a new visual album in my tesla in the fall and streaming the process on here (whole time in lingerie / nsfw attire, of course)

hopefully my live stream isn’t too boring for you, i do it rarely and don’t have like a plan lined up so it’s all random stuff ♪（ｖ＾＿＾）ｖ

ask me anything, lets chill
vibeout 24/7
EDIT: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING MY STREAM 🙏

2020-07-31 20:36:56 +0000 UTC View Post

join me live today in just over an hour! 🐅💎💐 12pm PST 💎 also..

join me live today in just over an hour! 🐅💎💐 12pm PST 💎 also aaahhhhh now i have all three of the gen 2 legendary beasts i’m so happy 😁

2020-07-31 17:22:22 +0000 UTC View Post

hi! 👋 i’m expecting a package today... 🍰 if you were the UPS..

hi! 👋 i’m expecting a package today... 🍰 if you were the UPS delivery guy and i answered the door like this, what would you do? 🤔

2020-07-30 20:11:27 +0000 UTC View Post

just got out of the shower 🚿💕💕 🐷 do i still look ok with abs..

just got out of the shower 🚿💕💕 🐷 do i still look ok with absolutely no makeup and wet hair? 💧 😩 💦 {{PS. join me when i go live here tomorrow 12PM PST and let’s have some fun}}}

2020-07-30 18:11:41 +0000 UTC View Post

lovely waking up to an earthquake this morning at 4am 😳 hope..

lovely waking up to an earthquake this morning at 4am 😳 hope you have a lovelier time waking up and seeing these pics... good morning 🌍

2020-07-30 14:49:30 +0000 UTC View Post

day 3/3 of my medical onlyfans tour 🏢 😔 i’m exhausted, it’..

day 3/3 of my medical onlyfans tour 🏢 😔

i’m exhausted, it’s exhausting. taking the rest of this day off see you tomorrow xxxx 💋🚑🚑🤍

✨😷tip me and i’ll send you the whole three day collection tomorrow pics + vids 1st thing in the morning 😷✨

2020-07-29 20:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post

happy hump day 💕⛰⛰💕🐈 everyone who has their rebill on, i’ll..

happy hump day 💕⛰⛰💕🐈

everyone who has their rebill on, i’ll send you a horny message today 💌 make sure to turn your resubscribe on so that you get exclusive little horny treats every wednesday in ur dm’s

also happy whisker wednesday from my Carl who decides to join my shoots sometimes 😸💖💕

2020-07-29 17:56:37 +0000 UTC View Post

got this petite jelly dildo as a gift recently and honestly ..

got this petite jelly dildo as a gift recently and honestly i love it lol so cute and purple 💜 i wanna get myself a bigger one of this sometime ... so many diff types of dildos out there. the dildo’s and dildon’ts of living 🧬🍆 🤔

if watching me suck a tiny dick was what you wanted to see today, then bon appétit mon petit chou ⚛️ 😋

2020-07-28 23:20:38 +0000 UTC View Post

🌹🌹🌹 do you need to hear something good today? if these glit..

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do you need to hear something good today? if these glitters on my thighs have survived three consecutive days of heavy wear and showering, you can make it through 2020 ❤️

2020-07-28 18:27:59 +0000 UTC View Post

my second doctor’s appointment this week ...do i give you a ..

my second doctor’s appointment this week ...do i give you a bone 🦴 R? 🥺🦴😵😖 one more tomorrow. hope i elevate the cardiologist’s heart rate... i don’t have arrhythmia i have ASSrhythmia 😩

(i have tachycardia and i have to take really good care of my heart, my heart rate is literally insane and probably goes hand in hand with my generalized anxiety - a few years ago i had to wear a heart monitor for 24 hours and it was like wearing a wire lol, half queen half machine. 🤖🏗🏭 if i find those pics i’ll post them i actually took nudes of that too)

also a bit sad to lose the 69 haha but 6.4 is great 👍

thank you SO MUCH for supporting me on here even when i take breaks from being online. health is my #1 priority and i appreciate and reward your loyalty 🌹⛰🥺🖤

i always gotta take some hoe pics in the doc’s public bathroom 🏩 it’s inevitable one day someone’s gonna walk in and be like “this b*tch...” 🤦‍♀️ 😂

tip me if you wanna see the whole collection of medical nudes, today’s and yesterday’s and tomorrow’s, help ya gurl out with her copays xoxo 🖤

2020-07-28 18:12:24 +0000 UTC View Post

do you still think i’m cute in b&w? 🖤⛪️🖤⚔️ i want you all o..

do you still think i’m cute in b&w? 🖤⛪️🖤⚔️

i want you all over me like cat hair on a sofa 🚔

2020-07-28 00:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post

my gosh i am FINALLY feeling like a person after that food p..

my gosh i am FINALLY feeling like a person after that food poisoning wrecked me, i worked on some customs yesterday and will continue to this evening. please DM me if there is anything you desire... and i only have one thing to ask this lovely monday morning ... will you Entei my Void from the back or from the front? 💕🔥⛲️

2020-07-27 15:50:39 +0000 UTC View Post

i’m gonna go live here friday 12pm west coast time 🌹 you a..

i’m gonna go live here friday 12pm west coast time 🌹

you are cordially invited to spend an afternoon with me in my bedroom, hope you can make it 💌🌹🥥🤍❣️🎐

i have three doctors appts in a row today - tomorrow - weds so this is gonna be something to look forward to after a long medical week.🌹 let’s vibe 🤍

2020-07-27 14:55:46 +0000 UTC View Post

you’re dealing with a dangerous woman here ... i sneak into ..

you’re dealing with a dangerous woman here ... i sneak into your room in the middle of the night, cut my civilian clothes off, dance around naked and leave a trail of glitter 🔪 💕

2020-07-26 15:59:16 +0000 UTC View Post

i’m the Gym Leader of FBI City 🤤 🌃 if you can defeat me and ..

i’m the Gym Leader of FBI City 🤤 🌃 if you can defeat me and Entei i’ll offer you a Horny Badge 🍒

2020-07-26 04:58:41 +0000 UTC View Post

if we roleplayed, would i be the criminal or the fed? 🔒 🚓 (i..

if we roleplayed, would i be the criminal or the fed? 🔒 🚓 (i’ve been binge watching too many episodes of Criminal Minds while bed ridden lol)

2020-07-26 02:45:55 +0000 UTC View Post

wanna charge ur phone? ⚡️⚡️🤍

2020-07-26 01:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post

ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄💗💗it’s a pokemon posting day💗💗ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ are you enjoyi..

ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄💗💗it’s a pokemon posting day💗💗ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
are you enjoying my archive?

Glaceon fits *perfectly* in between my titties 🧊 ❤️

i have Entei, Raikou, but don’t have Suicune yet. i just added a Sui plush to my wishlist ~in bio~ 💧🌊💧 i update this list every once in a while so that i don’t get any duplicates, and remove the stuff that’s already been gifted. check it out if you want, there’s stuff in all price ranges. and lol i totally get it if you don’t wanna support jeff bezos, he sucks and we don’t need any billionaires ffs, but remove that element for a sec and it feels nice for an e-hoe to receive a cute gift 🤑🤑

it’s all extraneous stuff that i can’t afford myself, since 100% of my income goes towards barely scraping by basic life expenses ... USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🤪 #1! 🇺🇸 richest country in the world yet most of its citizens struggle with finances, health care, and education 😍😍 this remarkably expensive cost of living is some king shit 😍😍🇺🇸😍

fuck capitalism but while we suffer within its system at least we can have some nice things lol

in the beginning, *two people* got me copies of Pokemon Sword and i was SHOOK!!! one of them i haven’t opened yet but if i ever stream on twitch or live on here or something i will start that new game ❤️ going deep into a wormhole 😩 😩 🕳 💋 💋

if i went live here regularly to play pokemon in skimpy nsfw outfits, would you be into that?

2020-07-26 01:15:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Entei!! 🔥🔥 i already have Raikou so all i need is Suicune to..

Entei!! 🔥🔥 i already have Raikou so all i need is Suicune to complete my collection of gen 2 legendary beasts ☄️🌊⚡️

no makeup at all sorry but check out my ent-titties 🔥🔥

still recovering from food poisoning and feeling way better but taking things slow, it was a gnarly one. my apartment also got a little bit flooded (insert “get wet” / “flood your panties” jokes here lol) when maintenance guys working on the building burst some pipes on my floor... when it rains, it pours (or floods) and it’s just been a lot ⛈ ⛈🌋🌋 it’s ok tho Entei is keeping me cheerful and i got some other cool new stuff that i can’t wait to show off for you soon 🎁 😉

also my cat stocking in this picture... he’s seen some shit lmao 😹

2020-07-25 15:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post

this is my 666th photo! 🍇 😈 🎭 🖤 👺HAIL SATIN👺 it’s from wh..

this is my 666th photo! 🍇 😈 🎭 🖤

👺HAIL SATIN👺

it’s from when i was shooting a custom someone requested early on, and it was so much fun to make 💙💙 more rare vintage stuff 4 U 💌

i love recreating film scenes and eyes wide shut is one of my fave films so i’m glad you guys like it too 👁 somehow i also cut my hair into this weird geometric shield shape lol 🛡

the cinema fetish is strong - i had a very david lynchian dream last night where i had sex with a girl who was a dead ringer for marilyn monroe, and then i took her wig and her doll (she had a doll that also looked like marilyn, and all of us were dressed up in red slutty “satan’s little helpers” 🎅 🎄 outfits). then i traveled through a forest on foot, it was really dark and there was no light. a new type of pokemon was discovered, lol it was an Alakazam in vaporwave clothes that looked like it did too much DMT and was coming out of a terence mckenna fantasy. it was called “meeseeks” 💠🌀🌀 idk why my brain would cross pokemon, rick and morty, and david lynch in the same dream but i’ll have to unpack that one 🦉😳

so no matter how basic or weird or fucked up your fantasies are, you can always ask me to make them cum tru 👽

2020-07-24 18:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post