POV you thought you were gonna fish up a hot little mermaid but you got a thousand year old enraged squid instead 🦑
🦑 sometimes i wonder if i subconsciously base some of my looks/ideas off of previous experiences with lsd, dmt, salvia, ayahuasca, etc. 🧬 some of the entities and visions i have seen have been both grotesque and beautiful, mostly the latter. haven’t done it in about two years but i’ve been lucky to have many profound and beautiful experiences. “when you get the message, hang up the phone” isn’t that what they say?
🦑 i’ve documented my lsd and mushroom trips before but of course none of them involved nudity (although they did involve “the naked spotless intellect” ahah). perhaps i’ll post more about this soon, my 10 year anniversary of doing psychedelics is next month and since i’m a fucking sap i view those kinds of anniversaries very sentimentally. 😂 i’ve been thinking about microdosing because that’s helped me with depression before but i wonder how that will go this year under the weight of the pandemic and my current mental state. i’ve evolved from quite a reckless view of my existence to a more careful consideration of the way i do things, so i’ll wait a while before making that decision. if i’ve exhausted all other coping mechanisms and feel like i’m at a dead end, i’ll try it. i feel like daily life is trippy enough as is. are you guys into this kind of stuff, plunging interdimensional depths and exploring the boundaries of human perception?
* MCR’s first album “I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love” plays softly in the background* 🖤🗝 🧛♀️ also included a few kitty pics since it is in fact Caturday :P
PS. it seems my messages aren’t working today and onlyfans is giving me an “internal server error” or “we’re sorry, something went wrong” message 🙄 i know it’s been wonky for a lot of us recently so pls bear with me if i’m not answering right away 🖤
is flashback friday still a thing haha? if so, here’s some pics of me on my iconic neighborhood tour showing my glitter tits to all the verdant nature around 💚🌱🥬🌱🍡✨
oh here’s another throwback, i just wanna flex my waist to ass ratio 😏 i wanna get a more legit stripper pole and show off for you, maybe next month if da funds allow 🎖 would you like to see more of that? ok, good night, sweet dreams, maybe some of you will dream about me tonight... 🌙 i shall allow this. you have my consent to see hypnagogic visions of this ass in the dead of night 🍑
hi aww here’s a throwback to the last shoot i did irl with a friend before the covid shit hit the (only)fan. sfw but still cute, i might do something a little naughtier with this outfit soon cause i really like it ❤️
i was gonna ✨ go Live ✨ here tomorrow but i’m taking my cat to the vet for a thyroid check-in and also taking care of my car, so i won’t be able to do that. i’ll go Live *next* fri instead and post some cute new stuff tomorrow ⚛️🏖
hello i made an elf sex tape! 🧚♀️🍬💧💧 it’s long, it’s really a production 😳 🌲 and it has a little bit of everything 🌋🏔🌲 explicit close ups, strip tease, riding this confetti dildo like a steed into battle, and cumming harder than any waterfall in Hyrule 😩 😩 🧝♀️ ⚔️ 💦 this nymph is a nympho ☘️
here is an innocent little preview, tip me $25 if you wish to see it, i’ll send the whole damn thing to your DMs along with a bunch of naughty extras touching mysELF hehe 🖤
back view: i have a mosquito bite on my ass 🤦♀️ 😡 🦟 😂 i’ve been having a kind of hard time recently and sometimes plowing thru and taking pics and getting pretty makes me feel better, sometimes it doesn’t. in this case it did, so here you go! take care of yoursELF. coping mechanisms 101 🖤
those of you who have ordered customs, i’ll have em for u by the end of the weekend! my emotional bandwidth rn is all about self care time ⛰
happy hornty wednesday💸☣️🎊⚙️🤍💞🍬 if you have your rebill on, i’ll be sending you a hot video in your DMs 💕 every single wednesday i send out exxxtras to my loyal subs, i love y’all! 🤍
upgrade - - - elf warrior princess 2.0 🧝🏻♀️🖤🔫 PS. y’all’s guesses were really close, i am allegedly a INFJ 🧚♀️ (i will still send you guys a little video for guessing, cause i enjoy when you engage w my posts :3 )
🐷💕💜🐖🥺🐖🐚💜💕🌸🌙🐷 will be shooting new slutty elven content later today, here’s a little throwback (๑>◡<๑) 🌙 🧝🏻♀️ also i just took the Meyers-Briggs personality test... if you can guess my mbti type correctly i’ll send you a brand new naughty elf girl video in your DMs 💛💜
despite having reached a goal today i am still feeling a lot of depression so i’m gonna dedicate this day to looking for a therapist or some therapy resource that takes insurance. it really be like that sometimes — meanwhile, enjoy some slow motion pokemon boobs 🌟
aahhh 4.20% 😮🥺🥺 i can’t believe it really happened i’m so surprised! if i plateau here that’s totally chill lol
here’s a thicc set of pics for you 💚🍁💚 i wanna go live again this friday and celebrate & chill — i think fridays 12pm PST will be my go-to 🌟 Live 🌟 time and we can hang out for an hour or so while i do random slutty things at home
ugh and speaking of thicc - even like a year ago i wouldn’t dream of posting pics like this online or anywhere cause of my own idiotic body image issues, but weirdly taking nudes online has been therapeutic for that wound. hearing people say nice things about my body helps me accept it flaws and all. perfection is overrated anyway! idk i just see myself in a different way now and that’s great, this has been a transformative year for me. if there’s anything good to come out of this crazy ass 2020 it’s a deeper connection with myself that i don’t think i would have been able to attain if i was still in day job grind culture. i’m really insanely thankful to y’all and hope to be able to maintain this work full time 🥺🥺
[in bernie sanders voice] i am once again thanking you for your support of my onlyfans ♥️♥️♥️
here is the russian nurse joi video. fuck it— full length 🙈💓😮💉💓🏥 🇷🇺 it’s my first one so go easy on me lol. for some reason i’m feeling extra insecure and not that great about myself today so i’m just gonna shut off my phone and call it a day. apologies for any delay in responses. i haven’t forgotten, tomorrow is another day 💓 спасибо 🏜
the CA heat wave is wild and it’s extremely hot in my house. that’s it, that’s the post. feeling extremely shitty and like my brain is melting but also feeling cute 😵😵
if you’re sick of this outfit by the end of the weekend too bad lol it’s my current favorite ⚽️ working on some Nurse JOI stuff today so i will post that soon!
if you can’t handle me at my smudged off makeup, granny panties, hair not brushed or washed for a few days, after three slices of pizza and a brain melt in this heat wave worst, then you don’t deserve me at my put together e-hoe best 😤 also AAAHHH I was gifted this Palkia!!! anyone play pokemon pearl? it’s the game mascot 🤓🤍 i’ll take better pics later but i was so excited! so you get this version for now 😁
clap your ass if you’re cute and want to revolute 👏 🍑 wordplay is like foreplay to me, so if you drop some socialist puns in the comments i’ll make sure to message you some of the “censored by the russian government” version of these pictures... the KGB definitely disapproves 😚 🇷🇺
many pics in the backseat of my tesla for you!! ⚡️⚡️ i love this outfit so much, i know like every camgirl and her mother owns this set, but that’s because it’s a CLASSIC 😁 many pics in this outfit today, i hope you don’t mind 🤓
🪐 had to disinfect cause i was making a custom in here just vibing in my garage and i made a mess 😅 also MY NEIGHBOR SAW!!!!! that was the first time i got caught doin something naughty in (semi)public 🥵 he was driving his car out of the garage and to make matters more embarrassing, as i was leaving the shoot to go back up to my place, he was driving his car back in!!!! 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
round booty, angelic face, marxist terror at being trapped in a capitalist system with eternal grind culture woes with no real way out other than a full blown revolution... uhh hey comrade wanna come over? seize the means of production and chill?
a PSA from the backseat of my Tesla... use Purell ™️ brand hand sanitizer when you look at my dirty pics 😋 👀 🦠 🥵😳 my page is rated R for Respiratory and Rated X for Xtremely Cuntagious 🧪🧪🧪😩 💦
🐣🥺🥺🥺 ahh i have so many new ideas and pics to share with you!! it’s been another longish doctor oriented week so i haven’t even had a chance to clean my room or make time to shoot or go through my phone or anything... but very soon lots of cool new stuff 😎 thank you again for always being patient with me. here’s some more kitty 4 u💛💛💛 PS. i am shooting customs today through the rest of this weekend so if you ordered any or spun my wheeeeel a few posts ago i’m working on that xx ✨
been reading sherry turkle and terence mckenna and thinking about how so much of this postmodern literature envisions a convergence into singularity. i tried to manifest a “hacker vibe” but got “hairy vibe” instead 😅 let’s get metaphysical ✨🪐🌑🎆✨
